the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
i wAS TRYING TO PARODY THOSE “DOM DADDIES” AND THEN I SLIPPED ON A CAT TOY
makes it even better
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Pepper Clark’s head looks like a shovel and her body looks like a boomerang
She’d be great in a Zelda game
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
hello it is boring tonight
MY MOM WON’T STOP MAKING BITSTRIPS THAT FEATURE ME
it’s even like STUPID JOKES
and just embarrassing!!!!
JUST LOOK AT THEM
SHE EVEN MADE A BITSTRIP ABOUT MY BITSTRIP INTERVENTION
BITSTRIP MUST BE STOPPED
this?? is really cute?? your mom seems to really love you??
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
one hundred Percent reAl science