captionedkirby:

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aww yeah

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oh

ssmutantalmostachickenduck:

brendonsmall:

*something dramatic and/or stressful happens in a cartoon thats on cartoonnetwork/nick/disney channel*

this is a kid’s show. this is a FUCKING KID’S SHOW

STOPPPPPPP

almost as bad as the “something creative happens= DRUGS ALL DRUGS” thing

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

tehjeff:

jcpenney’s new slogan won out over numerous other contenders, such as:
jcpenney: come inside, if feels rightjcpenney: right there. yes, yes, right therejcpenney: our cock is in your ass

tehjeff:

jcpenney’s new slogan won out over numerous other contenders, such as:

jcpenney: come inside, if feels right
jcpenney: right there. yes, yes, right there
jcpenney: our cock is in your ass

sturmtruppen:

nhaingen:

i love that there are snake unboxing videos. i love that people order live snakes to their houses in droves and film themselves taking snake after snake out of a box

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tokenduelist:

Please just click this omg