slimetony:

loser-core:

slimetony:

Oh fuck I forgot to pack Bart-sans weed bento box

been thinking bout this post lately

It’s only been like 12 minutes

wlwellbutrin:

wlwellbutrin:

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

me when i breathe in the smoke filling my beachside condo at 2:56 am

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me when the firefighters cant reach me in time

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me when the medics use the defibrillator on me

smallmariofindings:

Mario Kart 64 has a feature where by pressing L during a race, the background music toggles between full volume, 50% volume or mute. This is very unlikely to be discovered by accident by players who do not read the manual, as the hand position used by the game prevents the player from accessing the L button.
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cog in the machine = boring and dull
cock in the machine = exciting and sexy

my first crush was "Alf" from "Alf" after I had a dream that he saved my life in a car manufacturing plant
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beetledrink:

this ask knocked the wind out of me

suppermariobroth:
“In Super Mario Odyssey, an extremely simple way of defeating the T-Rex in the Deep Woods section of the Wooded Kingdom is to get a seed from one of the seed-dispensing robots and throw it at the T-Rex’s head.
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suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Odyssey, an extremely simple way of defeating the T-Rex in the Deep Woods section of the Wooded Kingdom is to get a seed from one of the seed-dispensing robots and throw it at the T-Rex’s head.
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sonichedgeblog:

‘Sonic Battle’ was released in America on the 12th of January, 2004 - 15 years ago today!

meckamecha:

bidoof:

bidoof:

i really love the mario party games that have dk spaces because the purpose of dk spaces is to be the opposite of bowser spaces, a space where something really good may happen but nothing bad will happen, which turns donkey kong himself into this sort of mythical gorilla of great fortune and prosperity who you would really like to meet and who you get really excited for when you do encounter, and when you land on a dk space it’s like “YES, i’m going to meet with donkey kong now and he’s probably going to give me a really nice present, thank you donkey kong, i LOVE donkey kong”, i just really love this interpretation of donkey kong’s character

i like to think this is what encountering bigfoot in real life would be like. it’s REALLY hard to encounter him but if you do he’s gonna play a fun minigame with you and then he’s probably gonna give you a really cool gift and then he’ll leave and it’s literally impossible for anything harmful to happen during this encounter

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pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

slavery:

killuo:

slavery:

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me