Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

FUCK IM SORRY

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

youflamingidiots:

if tumblr is so accepting and loving to overthrowing patriarchies, then why is it that I, Starscream,

no

I don’t care what you say you’re an old naked man

Children. Please mail me your bones.

Bone dust

Please mail me your cereal dust

winchestersugh:

I’m dreaming of a #ffffff christmas